more funnies

This one kept me going for a LONG>>> time! (I'm still busting out writing this 2 hrs. later)

By boss's husband gets off the phone and asks, " Melon. Do we know woman by the name of Melon? Melon Johnson?" ...."or maybe it was Helen."

A woman or a man named Melon-- I don't care. THAT will break me everytime!

"I'm going loopy, in here." I'm laughing outloud in my office uncontrolably. and then I'll stop and remind myself again and spit on myself laughing so hard.

Melon.

I don't even want to know what she looks like!!!!!!!